Lady mowing the lawn

Here I am, driving down the street in my luxury sport wagon (No, it's NOT a minivan!). I'm listening to U2, or a book on CD.
I see a woman outside mowing her lawn.
"Hey lady, YOU'RE RUINING IT FOR THE REST OF US!!!"
If my husband sees you, he'll want me mowing faster than you can say "Spa Pedicure."
And then what? Plumbing? Large appliance maintenance?
Lady, PLEASE have the boy down the street come over and mow...Maybe the Zack Efron (in 17 Again, not HSM) - type.

Thank you, Mrs. Robinson

In 17 AGAIN Zack Efron isn't signing or dancing through a summer job, although he does do an impressive cheerleading jig.

For some reason, he's often half-clothed. Some might find distasteful, but "Holy six-pack, Batman!"

I have a new appreciation for Mrs. Robinson.