Lady mowing the lawn

Here I am, driving down the street in my luxury sport wagon (No, it's NOT a minivan!). I'm listening to U2, or a book on CD.
I see a woman outside mowing her lawn.
"Hey lady, YOU'RE RUINING IT FOR THE REST OF US!!!"
If my husband sees you, he'll want me mowing faster than you can say "Spa Pedicure."
And then what? Plumbing? Large appliance maintenance?
Lady, PLEASE have the boy down the street come over and mow...Maybe the Zack Efron (in 17 Again, not HSM) - type.